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I recorded this on my phone.


The morning light comes ripping through the blinds
But I roll over and shield my eyes
Because I just can't face the world
I'd rather curl up and die
and leave this broken epitaph behind:

I feel so lost, I'm breaking down inside

I stand upon the perilous precipice
of another existential crisis
Peering deeply down into nihilistic nothingness
So I close my eyes and take that fateful step.


from God Damn it You've Got to be Kind, released April 27, 2013



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I write songs (badly) and record them (poorly) in my girlfriend's living room.

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